TINKER AIR FORCE BASE -- "What did the necktie say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll hang around here for a while." "How can you get four suits for a dollar? Buy a deck of cards!" Obviously not the best jokes around, but if sidesplitting laughter is what you are after, the Tinker Club is hosting a comedy show and dinner from 6 to 8 p.m. Wednesday. The show will feature comedians Matt Golightly, JR Brow and Patrick DeGuire.
   Tickets, on sale at the Tinker Club, are $10 for members and $15 for nonmembers. Tickets may be purchased at the door for an additional $5.
   A chicken fajita dinner is included in the price and will be served at 6 p.m. There will also be drink specials. The show starts at 7 p.m.
   Headliner JR Brow started his career in stand-up in Austin about 17 years ago. Mr. Brow has appeared on national television numerous times including Last Comic Standing, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and Comedy Showcase with Louie Anderson. He was a finalist in the San Francisco International Comedy competition and has performed with Drew Carey, Ray Romano and the late Bill Hicks. Mr. Brow has also performed for the troops in Japan and Korea.
   Patrick DeGuire, also headlining, started his career in stand-up about 10 years ago. He's appeared on national television numerous times including Comedy Central, 'Que Loco' on Galavision and 'Loco Comedy Jam' on Telemundo among others. Mr. DeGuire has toured with George Lopez, Paul Rodriguez and Tommy Davidson. Besides performing at the top comedy clubs in the United States, Mr. DeGuire has also performed for the troops in Bahrain, Cuba, Djibouti, Guam, Honduras, Japan and Korea.
   Matt Golightly began his career five years ago in San Antonio. He has performed in comedy clubs across the United States and for the troops in Japan and Korea. Currently, Mr. Golightly is a writer for Latino TV on Grande Cable.
   The Tinker Club has teamed up with Prime Entertainment for this fabulously funny comedy break, so come out to the club Wednesday and enjoy a night of laughs.
   Parents should be advised that the comedy material may not be suited for young children. For more information, call 734-3418.